This is hilarious…….He Said To Me!..a/c(adult content)

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear underwear don't
you? 

He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said ......That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit
on the sofa and do nothing but fart 

He said to me. .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 

He said to me. ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time. 

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
I said to him ... .. I don't know; it has never happened. 

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. 

He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband

is every night?
I said. .. . A widow. 

He said to me... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

 

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An unmarried man's life is incomplete; once married its finished!