Top 12 Signs..a/c

 

Top 12 Signs Your Soda Contains Viagra
12 - Its theme song is "I'd Like To Teach The World To Schwing."
11 - Available in two terrific flavors: 7" Up and Mount 'n' Do.
10 - As you walk away from the recycling bin, you can hear the cans un-crushing themselves.
9 - Severe headache, upset stomach, blue-tinted vision -- oh wait, that's just regular ol' Diet Mountain Dew.
8 - When you shake it up, it pays you 50 dollars.
7 - New surprisingly-graphic 7-Up label banned in 37 countries.
6 - New meaning given to the term "soda jerk"!
5 - The Pepsi Challenge now involves a stopwatch, 2 quarts of Mazola, and the Rockettes.
4 - The gal taking your order at McDonald's remarks -- "Oh, it'll be supersized, alright!"
3 - When you dump a cooler of it over your coach's head, his hair goes all Don King.
2 - In the blind taste test, it's pretty obvious which one guys prefer.
And the SUREST SIGN that soda contains VIAGGGRA....
1 - You catch your wife pouring it on your corn flakes!