Quotes By Men

 

"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others."

~ Henry Youngman

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'."

~ Rita Rudner

"This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'"

~ Judy Tenuta

"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."

~ Jean Kerr

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison."

~ Tim Allen