Jewish Personals
* Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write.
* Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight days. Who knows?
* Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.
* Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get, or can get get. Get it? I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
* Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.
* Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman.
* Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write.
* Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.
* Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please.
* Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.
* Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.
* Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.
* 80-year-old bubbe, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I?
* I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.
* Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.
* Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.
* Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK.
* Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write.
* Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight days. Who knows?
* Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.
* Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get, or can get get. Get it? I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
* Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.
* Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman.
* Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write.
* Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.
* Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please.
* Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.
* Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.
* Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.
* 80-year-old bubbe, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I?
* I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.
* Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.
* Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.
* Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK.
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