Monday, May 24, 2010

Computer errors screens you may not have seen

 



ERROR: Messages
Maybe you haven't seen these yet,
but I think they may be out there...
...waiting for just the right error.

ERROR:



Bang on LEFT side of the computer
to restart Windows.

 

ERROR:




press all the keys at once to continue.


 

ERRER: #0002:




errers instead of errors.


 

ERROR: #0004




any key not found.


 

ERROR: #002




ERROR: no error, Yet.


 

ERROR: #0032:




keyboard not responding.
Use hammer (Y/n)?

 

ERROR: #004




erroneous error.
Nothing wrong.

 

ERROR: #0040




this program will crash right before you win.


 

ERROR: #01E




timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.


 

ERROR: #3032




recursion error. See error #3032.


 

ERROR: #304




out of memory, I think. Er... Where was I?


 

ERROR:




Error reading drive A: 
Please insert 25 cents.
 

 

ERROR:




file not found.
Where did you last leave it?


 

ERROR:




fingers not ready.
Bang head on keyboard to continue.


 

ERROR:




strike any match to burn computer.


 

ERROR: #999




ERROR: #999
dyslexic computer possessed by devil.


 

ERROR:




Illegal error.
You are not allowed to get this error.


 

ERROR:




Press any key...
NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!

 

ERROR:




Recursion error:
(R)etry, (R)etry, (R)etry?


 

ERROR:




Religious
error:
(I)gnore, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan?


 

ERROR:




HUMOR Error overflow, computer halted.


 

ERROR:




(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind 12 year old and ask?


 

 

 

 

 

 

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