What not to say to your spouse….

 

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the 
first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding 
bulls.  We went up to the first pen and there was 
a  sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL  MATED 50  TIMES LAST YEAR'


My  wife playfully nudged me in the ribs  ...Smiled 
and  said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked  to the second pen which had a sign 
attached  that said,

''THIS BULL  MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My  wife gave me a healthy jab and said,  'WOW~~That's more 
than  twice a week! .........You could learn a lot  from him.'

We  walked to the third pen and it had a sign  attached that 
said,  in capital letters,

'THIS  BULL MATED  365 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My  wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke  my ribs, and 
said,  'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn  something from this one.'

I looked at  her and said, 'Go  over and ask him if it 
was  with the same old cow every time.'


My  condition has been upgraded from  critical to  stable, and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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