Always check your child's homework...

 

Always check your child’s homework…

 

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week

before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had,

and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were

fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn't show me dancing

around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we

had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly

before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.  Smith

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