about those 72 virgins in Heaven

 

An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and
Appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did
Your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only
18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school,
I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins,
Who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have
72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied,
"Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because
Assholes like you murdered them before they could
Experience the pleasure of sex. So 'you're' here to
Service 'them.' Since they're virgins, they're quite
Sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant,
Exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with
That. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied
For all eternity?"

And Allah replied,
"Who said they were women?"